Glass Coffee Cup Gently Breaks

Occurred on November 5, 2017 / Hanna City, Illinois, USA: This girl that was a friend of a friend at the time, in November of 2017, started Snapchatting me asking me what I was up to. I told her that I was making coffee. She then told me, "Oh! You should bring me some." I didn't like her and plus she lived 20 minutes away. I told her no, but she was persistent. She continued to beg me to bring her coffee for the entire duration that it took for the coffee to brew. Finally, once the coffee was done, the plan was to record a video of me pouring the coffee to send to her with the caption, "Again, no, but I'm going to enjoy this coffee now." Of course, as I recorded it, the cup broke in the most respectful way possible and chaos erupted. After I finished recording, I just stared at the mess and contemplated life. While contemplating, I heard the video repeating over and over on my phone and realized that I had recorded comedy gold and an accurate representation of my luck in general.